Drinking

I wrote this Sunday night.

I like tequila hell to the yes. I only had four swallows. I have a very high alcohol tolerance, so it doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Obviously, I didn’t delete my blog.

Haven is not a bitch.

Libby and I are back together.

Whoop de fuckin doo.

My head feels fuzzy.

When I post this tomorrow I’m going to laugh so hard at what I typed. At least I’m not so plastered as to forget to backspace and correct my numerous errors.

I just spent 5 minutes watching the walls spin. I took acid and mdma, because I’m a guilty bitch. TEQUILAA!

Tequila makes her clothes fall off: P

That’s a country song. If you know it, props lol

I’m gonna run for another delicious swig from my bottle J

Back

There’s only three inches of the Tequila left.

God I hope they don’t notice.

I’m going to type a paragraph without backspacing now.

Once apon a time there lived a magilcal cikng named rick y bobby. Ricky bobby was a laed3r of all the monkey cats and they wanted to have a happy party in the city. But the people were so ery scared of th4 monkey cants that they lo ked the city and barred the widntos theyu don’t let nobody inside ever cuz they get eaten by dog dragaons oll the tiem and nobody liks that so th4ey eat dtacos for breackfast with lots of onlions so their breaf smells reall bad and they cant get in trouble for monkeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy caaaaaaaat poopopooooop.

Am I drunk? I think I’m just buzzed but it is hard to tell because I can’t talk out loud. Right now it is 12:18 am and my parents are asleep. If I was talking out loud I could hear if I was slurring or not.

I’m going to try to do the soldier boy dance

I did it just fine for someone who hasn’t done that dance in over 3 years.

So I got more Tequila.

I love the feeling as the warmth seeps through my whole body. I haven’t felt warm in a long time.

I want to call my baby Libby. I think she would get such a kick out of this.

I loooooooooooooove Libby. Oh my GOSH do I love her. She is the apple to my pie. The straw to my berry. She’s the smoke to my high. SHES THE ONE I WANNA MARRY. She’s the Tequila to my Sunday night. She’s the words to my feelings. She’s the ADHD medication to my brain. Kristin’s dads name is Larry. (It needed to rhyme okay.)

You’re the one for me for me

I’m the one for you (I hope)

Take the both of us

And were the perfect two

Holy crappppppppp.  I want to fuck her :)

I forgot how to do a smily face for a second.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING HAPPY OR GO HOME.

I’m supposed to by typing an essay.

What’s the essay about?

Benjamin Someone.

Button?

Benjamin Button.

No.

Benjamin Franklin! Yeah, that’s it. That dude with the kite an shit. Holy fuck I want more Tequila but I don’t want it to be gone in the AM HOURS OF THE DAY.

LIBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCKKKKK I NEED YOU LIKE WATER LIKE BREATH LIKE RAIN

I NEED YOU LIKE MERCY FROM HEAVENS GATES

THERES A FREEDOM IN YOUR ARMS

THAT CARRIES ME THROUGH I NEED YOU

I DARE YOU TO LOVE ME.

I FUCKING DARE YOU.

I GET LOST WHEN YOUR NOT THERE

LOST INSIDE YOUR STARE

AND EVERYTHING I HAVE DOESN’T MEAN A THING IF IT’S WITHOUT YOU

IF IT’S A DREAM DON’T WAKE ME UP

ILL SCREAM IF THIS ISNT LOVE

IF BEIN LOST MEANS NEVER KNOWIN HOW IT FEELS WITHOUT YOU

I WANNA STAY LOST FOREVER.

IM SO FUCKING CRAZY.

 Whoooooaa

Hit me so fucking hard all of a sudden

Libby fuck I need you come herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

Holy shit Libby seriously

Fuck

Fuck.

This is why I love you: your eyes your smile your touch your kiss how you’re so much more experienced (girl wise) than me how you know what drives me crazy how your unintentionally cute how you are so goddamned fuckable I swear if you were here right now holy shiiiiiiiit I would lose my girl virginity.

How the first time I saw you I knew you were the one, even if you weren’t ready to look at me yet. How we found a way to make all this crazy shit work. How I fucking practically orgasm whenever you bite my neck

How shy I am to bite yours all I ever done did is rubbed it really hard and I could tell you were so into it and I wanted to fucking bite your throat off and I couldn’t work up the nerve. How we snuggle in your bed how you turned on the TV for me, even though you knew it meant you weren’t gonna get fucked that night cuz I’m too ADHD to not watch whatever show is on.

GET YOUR FUCKING PHONE BACK IM LOSING MY SHIT AND DRINKING BY MYSELF.

Fuck I need to pee. Brb.

How do you know if you are drunk or not?

I just sang the song you sang at Yuma star into the mirror and it looked like my mouth was moving way after the words came out.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

Holy shit time for me to use spell-check yeah?

All better ish

Seriously Libby come have sex with me now before Jesus catches up with me.

Libby.

Fuck me.

I’m so desperate for Libby I’m crying right now. I want to finish the bottle finish my life Libby come here eat me out I’m so gonna regret this post but I don’t give a fuck. LIBBY IF YOU ARENT HERE ON THE COUNT OF FIVE IM DRINKING MORE TEQUILA! 1 2 3 4 5

Here I go

Every time after I get another drink I feel a bit more sober while the warmth is in me.

Wow I’m set up to be an alcoholic eh?

LIBBY.

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No I did not use copy and paste what are you talking about

Hey Libby I love your tits.

And your ass.

And your fucking SOUL

Hey Kristin.

Seriously why can’t you be bisexual you me and Libby could have some great times you know?

Haven. You’re a sweetheart and were only defending Libby and I see this now.

Samantha. You don’t have to fuck a guy to be happy. Sex isn’t the only high out there. I know you smoke weed, so stick to that. Seriously, your gorgeous, and your prettier without makeup.

Kenzie. You are so gorgeous in every way and you need to stop letting your past hold you back.

Kristin. Be real with people. You’ll get a lot further in life. I mean yes your funny, but I don’t want to see you fucking up your life for lack of being a real person with emotions.

Delia. I don’t really know you that well but your fucking awesome. Don’t worry about anything. Your not fat, you are gorgeous. AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU (not romantically) TO PIECES, AND IVE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO YOU.

Morgan. LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT, AND SCREW YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS WORTH AT LEAST SOMETHING TO YOU, BECAUSE SHE IS WORTH EVERYTHING TO YOU.

Now I can’t feel my fingers, so goodnight ya’ll.

The room is spinning.

Libby next time you come over I’ll finish the bottle of Tequila so we can fuck without me being shy.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL AND FUCK HATERS.

If feel like I’m going to pukeeeeeeeee